(a tribute to a retired vampire)
Verse 1
White out front. I’m on the hunt
Playin’ in the dark and having some fun.
I’m in a band, no tan. Doin’ everything to keep out of the sun.
I’m a creature of the night. Nothing’s worse than my bite
‘cept burstin’ into fire in the daylight
I got big fangs, and my gangs coming after you after midnight
‘cause
Chorus
Repeat 2 times
I’m white. Yes I’m white. Well, I’m white.
Yes, I’m white.
Well, I’m white – white.
White out front. Yes, I’m white out front. OW
Verse 2
Back in the day I was in the know
Had a reoccurring part on the “Buffy” show.
I was a big star. New car. Had everybody just kissin’ my ass.
Now I’m older than dirt and every part of me hurts.
My Jedi mind trick won’t work on the skirts.
Just look at me now, I’m as fat as a cow.
Castin’ no reflection but my shadow does now
‘cause